My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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