Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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