cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I supernannyed him into submission
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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