Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
tell me about the fingering
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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