Your favorite bartender is back from prision
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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