ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
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You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
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I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
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Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
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