We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
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We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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