I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
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CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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