I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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