gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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