just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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