kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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