you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
