Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
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I need to sanitize my soul.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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