What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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