last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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