i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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