You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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