I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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