Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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