Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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