Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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