for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
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She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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