very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
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Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
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Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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