so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
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As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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