Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
We are two peas in an std pod
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
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