It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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