**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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