he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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