Whatcha textin bout Willis?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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