Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
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You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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