Walk of Shame. In a state park.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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