I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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