oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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