Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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