yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
im six kinds of drunk right now
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
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Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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