You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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