Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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