i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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