i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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