why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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