This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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