Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
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We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
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Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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