If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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