I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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