so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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