how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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