guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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