Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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