i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
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I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.