You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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