i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now