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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO

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  dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me

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• (361): View more from Texas

  Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed

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• (916): View more from California

  I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again

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• (830): View more from Texas

  Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?

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• (210): View more from Texas

  He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with

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  You went over didnt you?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?

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  Best not to. Some people need their delusions.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked

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