i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.