Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
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i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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i think we sleep fucked last night...
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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